Husband: Do you think it’s illegal to drink this beer with a straw?
Me: Illegal?! Yes. The beer police are going to materialize and arrest you immediately.
Husband: That’s all? I thought they would do something extreme like kick me in the balls.
Me: Nah, but they’ll definitely take your man card.
Husband: Probably two man-cards. I only have one so you’ll have to let me borrow yours.
Me: I can’t believe this is actually a conversation. Put down that straw.
And then I found this on the internet: