I found this picture that I thought was adorable and showed it to Husband.
Husband: “Aw, that’s cute. Is it the horse’s baby?”
Me: “No, it’s a mini horse. They come in that size.”
Husband: “…that’s unfortunate.” (long pause while he studies the picture) “…..how is it supposed to pull the Budweiser wagon?”
And that, friends, I why I married that man.